Baller (Germany 2025)

Here's Abor and Tynna, representing Germany with Baller!

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Lyrics: 70%
Composition: 62.5%
Vocals: 66%
Staging: 72%
Vibes: 75%
Overall: 69.1%

Verdict: Shot for the stars, landed in a club.

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LYRICS - Total: 17.5/25 (70%)
Subject Matter: 5/10
Effective Use of Language: 3.5/5
Clarity: 4.5/5
Flow: 4.5/5

Let's get the usual out of the way first - love/breakup/empowerment song (lmao, covering all the cliches I see), not done especially well or poorly, 5/10 for subject matter.

The theme of "shoot[ing] for the stars" nicely plays into the whole song, with the first verse laying out the song's central idea:

Ich baller Löcher in die Nacht / Sterne fall'n und knall'n auf mein Dach / Es tut noch bisschen weh, wenn ich dich wiederseh / Aber ich komm nie wieder, egal, was du mir sagst

Or in English:

I shoot holes into the night / Stars fall and crash onto my roof / It still hurts a little when I see you again / But I'll never come back, no matter what you tell me

showing us that Tynna knows her own worth; she's had enough and she's out partying and finding her way amongst the stars again, which are eager to fall towards her. She changes her perfume, wears new clothes, and discards the shell of the old world that she'd built around her, emerging stronger from her experiences.

It feels like rather standard fare, although I like how smooth the lyrics feel.

On principle, I am turned off songs by what feels like filler la-la-las or similar pointless vocalizations, but in this case I can let it slide because it matches the club vibe of the song. Something in my memory is telling me it's a technique in dj-ing or something; I just can't remember what the name of it is at the moment. But in this case I think it serves a purpose, so it's all good. In fact, some of the songs this year with "filler" lyrics (Luxembourg mainly) do it extremely well - though I'll get to that later.

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COMPOSITION - Total: 12.5/20 (62.5%)
Melody/Bass: 3/5
Instrumentation: 3.5/5
Development: 2.5/5
Coherence: 3.5/5

It sounds... inoffensive. Again, pretty standard club song, I guess. Definitely not breaking any new ground here or standing out in any way, but it's done competently and is certainly fun and danceable. The cello gives it a nice balanced feeling, though.

When it comes to development, it doesn't feel like the song is ready to head anywhere new - which is a bit of a pity, given that the song is about Tynna moving on from a relationship and making changes to separate herself from the past. The music itself doesn't really reflect that except for the explosion/breaking glass right before the final chorus, which feels a little bit like a wasted opportunity.

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VOCALS - Total: 16.5/25 (66%)
Vocals: 13/20
Immersion: 3.5/5

I think Tynna had bronchitis at some point during the pre-Eurovision season, which can't have been comfortable. That said, she's still struggling a little here. It's not bad, it's just not all that good - especially for a song without much vocal acrobatics. Most of her "huh"s in the last line before the chorus sound a little off, and at points it sounds like she's whispering rather than singing for some reason or other.

I'm also not totally sold on the premise that Tynna is singing her heart out about leaving an old relationship behind and going out to party and find someone new. It doesn't quite feel like it.

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STAGING - Total: 18/25 (72%)
The Show: 7.5/10
The Story: 6.5/10
Outfits: 4/5

The club vibe of the song is obviously something they're going for, and Tynna and her dances really help to sell this bit. The camerawork is pretty good, with the DJ stage and the other clubbers around her. The giant boombox is pretty funny - seeing the speakers vibrate and knowing that the dancers are behind it and manually pushing is hilarious. The purple/blue lighting is great, the smoke adds to the atmosphere, stage presence is fine, performance is reasonably dynamic. The stage feels a little empty when it's a wide shot with just Abor and Tynna, but that doesn't happen all that often, and other than that it's reasonably good.

The storytelling aspect seems to mainly focus on Tynna being at the club already, so I guess we've moved past the whole Tynna breaking up and preparing to go to the club bit. Which is fair, of course, because the alternative interpretation, given this staging, is that Abor is her boyfriend, which would be just too weird. But on the other hand, there's a lot less narrative here than I'd like. No shooting for the stars, nothing about her packing up and leaving. It could've been better, I think.

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VIBES - 75%
Well, Germany's actually sent a song I can vibe with this year! Not that they were bad last year - Isaak was good; I just thought Always On The Run was very mid. Or, to reuse a tired joke, it was "nothing but the average, even though [it was] special to some". But the last German entries I actually liked rather than just being "meh" about were Satellite and Taken By A Stranger, which are 15 and 14 years ago this year. (Though I guess Ann Sophie's Black Smoke was not bad). Everything else ranged from not great to absolute dross.